i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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