Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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