Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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