What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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