what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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