What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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