at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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