take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina