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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"

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  um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone

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• (661): View more from California

  He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!

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• (415): View more from California

  theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls

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  Dude, they all thought you were gay.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great

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• (530): View more from California

  I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I know where his drugs are but not my pants

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you

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