Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
her vagine was all disorganized.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook