? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
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