these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Jerry, you need to find god
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I enjoy the company of your penis
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