I'm jealous of your bromance
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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