just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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