Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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