so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
where am i from again
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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