i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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