They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I have fence marks all over my body
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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