I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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