Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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