like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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