Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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