Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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