U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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