oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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