just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
The beer is more important than you right now.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
