I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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