I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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