What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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