I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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