Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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