you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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