No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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