...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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