so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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