question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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