Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Randomize
