If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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