Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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