Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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