i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
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Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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