It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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