Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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