There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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