Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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