I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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