woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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