haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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