Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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