goodnight i made you a song goodbye
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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