What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
This is my gift to your gina
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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