the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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