If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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