I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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