Me too!
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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