I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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