If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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