I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
only if we run a train.
done.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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