yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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