You work out of a Hotel?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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