just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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