she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Randomize
